Our done-for-you system books qualified consultations into your clinic’s calendar every month, for one flat monthly fee, advertising included, with no long contracts.
Get More Patient Consultations →If you run a functional or integrative medicine clinic and you want a predictable, consistent flow of new patients without relying on referrals, word of mouth, or hoping people find you, then what you're about to read matters.
Most clinics are brilliant at treating patients but have no reliable way to get them. So the calendar swings between fully booked and worryingly quiet, and growth feels like guesswork.
We've built a system that:
We analysed the live Meta Ad Library across the UK before building this offer. Here’s what the health-ads landscape actually looks like right now:
Ads using functional-medicine language are running to UK audiences right now, almost all of them faceless supplement funnels.
Genuine UK clinics advertising to patients. Your future patients see health ads every day, just not from a real, local clinic.
The first credible clinic in each area gets that attention to itself. That’s the gap this system is built on.
You focus on treating patients. We handle everything that fills the calendar.
Tell us your ideal patient and how many new consultations you’d like each month.
We create, launch and manage the entire ad and booking system for you: creative, targeting, follow-up, all of it.
Qualified enquiries land straight in your calendar and inbox. You just show up and treat.
Once our pilot campaign is live, this section will hold a real patient enquiry generated by this exact system, so you can judge the quality yourself.
Embed a recorded inbound enquiry here (with the caller's consent, personal details removed).
We work with a single functional medicine clinic in each UK territory, and never your competitor. The clinic that moves first locks out everyone else in their area, for as long as we work together.
Availability is live and honest. Ask on your call and we'll tell you exactly which areas are claimed.
Before we start, we agree in plain English exactly what you are paying for and what a qualified consultation means for your clinic: location, the conditions you treat, and readiness to invest in a programme. Then we earn your business every month: a short initial term, rolling monthly after that, and you can leave with 30 days’ notice.
The exact scope is set out in your agreement before anything goes live, so there is never a debate about what counts.
Before we spend a penny on ads, we’ll run a rebooking campaign to your existing patient database, for patients who have given marketing consent (we’ll confirm this with you first, UK GDPR applies to patient data). It costs nothing extra and often pays for our fee before the new patients even arrive.
Yes. We deliberately avoid the “cure” and disease-treatment claims that get health clinics banned by the ad platforms or flagged by the ASA. Our ads focus on inviting the right people to book a consultation, not on promising medical outcomes. Compliance is built into everything we run.
No, because it is not your budget. We buy and fund the advertising ourselves, on our own accounts, and you pay one flat monthly fee for the consultations it produces. There is no ad account to open and no card details to hand over.
Very little. It’s genuinely done-for-you. We handle the ads, the creative, the targeting and the follow-up. Your only job is to treat the patients who book in.
One flat monthly fee that covers everything, advertising included. No surprises, no percentage of revenue games. We’ll share exact numbers on your strategy call once we understand your goals.
Because it protects your results. If we ran the same campaigns for two clinics in one area, you’d be bidding against each other and driving up costs. One clinic per area keeps your leads cheaper and your edge intact.
Book a free, no-pressure strategy call. We'll show you exactly how the system would work for you, and confirm whether your area is still available.
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